February 2012
my parents are busting out prosecco because i got two perfect scores on the practice ged test
i love my family
hnnahno asked: SO MUCH
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FANCY PANTS FROM SCHOOL OF ROCK IS LITERALLY ME
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Watch
Real Talk
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omg
so i took the practice ged test a few days ago to get a feel for it and to know where i need to study and stuff
and since i had to go into the high school, i was a complete wreck and anxious even though i was on some attivan i was sweating like a pig and my mom was even in the next room lol
but omg i just got my scores back
and i fucking got PERFECT marks in english and writing (two...
omg in the 90s anna wintour had that affair w/ that oil tycoon guy
i wonder if she did a ton of dirty kinky stuff with him
omg
i’m imagining her sucking a dick
omg
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“No, it’s fabulous! It’s just really fabulous! I’ve been doing...”
– RuPaul on enemas
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“But you know, honestly, that’s how I can keep it fresh and how I can keep...”
– RuPaul on meeting his fans
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“I’m flanked by two vaginas.”
– Damiana Garcia
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“You can inject yourself with urine for some treatments.”
– Tammie Brown with an “IE”
have you ever seen a bald guy with a creepy goatee at some public christian protest against gays or abortion or something and think “i bet you’ve had anonymous gay sex”
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"Chad is the heart, Sharon is the mind, and...
butterfaekills:
-Auburn
i love club kids
so much
whenever i imagine my wedding and funeral
half the audience is club kids and drag queens
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“I have a beautiful pussy. She doesn’t like clothes.”
– Amanda Lepore
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champagne in the morning
champagne in the afternoon
champagne in the bubble bath
champagne in the dressing room
aolist:
There is almost nothing more depressing than fluorescent lighting
why do people always say sorry when they cry or express any emotion that isn’t positive
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mongarconne:
VOGUE FEMME: Craigslist ad of the day! WeHo version.
voguefemme:
Title:
Trying to find a regular down to earth gay guy. Masculine a plus
Gay but not a femn. Nothing wrong with Femn, just like a maculine guy. Biggest turn on is a masculine guy. Into, great make out sessions, movies, dinner, lunch, etc. Just seeking a guys, guys. No drama, no drugs, no…
child please...
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